I Vibe Pocket Rocket

As featured on National T.V. & Radio. Most powerful vibrator available. 5 Delicious Colors to choose from: Strawberry, Grape, Lime, Blueberry and Tangerine. Quiet & Compact. The perfect travel companion

Customer Reviews

• This little critter is a lifesaver. My wife would divorce me if I hid this thing from her. Runs off 1 battery for a while. If also comes with a knobby latex topper with 2 little antennas on the tip (not shown above). After a hard day's work, sometimes I don't feel like putting in a big effort, so me (being mission control) tell her to fire the solid rocket boosters on the pocket rocket and my wife is squallin' towards orbit faster than the space shuttle. After orbit is obtained, the little antennas on the tip of the knobby latex topper keep her there, while Ground Control is throwing a cold one down his neck, watching the game. All I can say is "Houston, we don't have a problem." Buy this thing. You hear me?
  
  
• In a weird reversal of earlier euphamistic advertisements, this item is actually used around here to help relieve sinus and migraine pain. Vibrators don't otherwise do it for me, so I don't think I can honestly review this item for its original use. But it will take out temple pain, and help drain blocked sinuses, and it can really rev up a good sneezing fit, clean the head right out. Hm. So I guess it does do what it was designed to do -- just on the other end.
  
  
• The hard edges on the outside of this product hurt. Budily fluids tend to get trapped inside the textured cap (which is also made out of uncomfortably hard plastic. Also it's noisier than any other vibe I own. Not recommended, there are a lot better vibes out there.